Golden Shower of Love

Parody of typical love songs.

Oh my sweet baby
I love you so much
I can't possibly think of another
lyric to pad out this stanza
So maybe if I f**k you off
I'll have more to write about

Yeah, hit the curb sweetheart
I can do so much better
shame you can't

Oh my sweet baby
I hate you so much
Why can't you leave me alone?
hiding out in the shadows
with a knife against my self
last now I have a novel to write!

Yeah, hit the curb sweetheart
I can do so much better
shame you can't

Call me spiteful
I call it one big f*****g joke

Oh my sweet baby
I love you so f*****g much
It's not because of the vodka
that's on my breath
But if you can leave when I'm finished
I promise I won't be too hypocritical

Author's Note

Parody.

Reviews

[Aethereal]

This is a parody in the usual sense, but since it's much better to hate than not to feel at all, then love and hate have much in common. To proceed from loving to the indifference of not feeling at all would be the ultimate parody. Some women would rather have their man hate them than not feel anything for them at all.

[minnie:)]

The flow to the poem is perfect, and so are the words. If the rating could go over 100 it'd be 1,000/100

[Simon Welsh]

Awhh ^_^

[chaotic katie]

Another amazing piece, great job

[Naomi WIlliams]

A tad bit bipolar, don't you think? (; But I still like it. Especially the "I love you so f******g much/It's not because of the vodka" couplet. Keep writing, you're good.

[Simon Welsh]

This was fueled by alcohol and spite aha.. I've written much better previously. But thank you!

[Kelly]

Beautiful.