How To Avoid Overeating This Thanksgiving

A Poem by Randy Johnson

The perfect way to avoid overeating this Thanksgiving is to put super glue on your lips.

If you're not able to eat your Thanksgiving dinner, it can't go straight to your hips.

That's the perfect way to avoid overeating this Thanksgiving.

But if you can't get your lips unstuck, one week later you'll no longer be living.

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Added on November 27, 2014
Last Updated on November 27, 2014
Tags: Comedy, Food, Funny, Humorous, Thanksgiving

I was born in Middlesboro, Kentucky on August 20, 1971. I've lived in East Tennessee since 1973. My hobbies are writing and drawing. more..