That Damn Electric Blanket!

That Damn Electric Blanket!

A Poem by Randy Johnson
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THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

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I bought an electric blanket and wound up nearly dead.

I got electrocuted two months ago when I wet the bed.

As 110 volts went through my body, it really hurt as I was being fried.

For some reason it made me impotent, it would've been better if I had died.

I wrote to the electric blanket's manufacturer and it was a nasty letter.

They wrote back and said that it's not their fault that I'm a bed wetter.

© 2015 Randy Johnson


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hahaha. Humorous piece of poetry. I wish you more luck in the future. ha

Posted 9 Years Ago


Haha I love this poem, Its comical, engaging and with a hint of irony- great work!

Posted 9 Years Ago



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Added on January 4, 2015
Last Updated on January 4, 2015
Tags: Comedy, Electric, Funny, Shock

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Randy Johnson
Randy Johnson

TN



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I was born in Middlesboro, Kentucky on August 20, 1971. I've lived in East Tennessee since 1973. My hobbies are writing and drawing. more..

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