You Lousy Pigs!

You Lousy Pigs!

A Poem by Randy Johnson
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This is a fictional poem.

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You lousy Pigs just gave me a speeding ticket.
I won't pay it, you know where you can stick it!
You lousy Pigs don't frighten me by putting your hands on your guns.
I'll kick you both in the nads and you'll be lying on the ground when I'm done.
I just mooned you and now I'm covering your ticket with pee.
Why the hell are you lousy Pigs slapping that handcuffs on me?

© 2015 Randy Johnson


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sounds like you got a ticket and your mouth got you arrested
well I certainly can not relate to that lol

Posted 9 Years Ago



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Added on March 21, 2015
Last Updated on March 21, 2015
Tags: Comedy, Fiction, Funny, Humorous, Police

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Randy Johnson
Randy Johnson

TN



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I was born in Middlesboro, Kentucky on August 20, 1971. I've lived in East Tennessee since 1973. My hobbies are writing and drawing. more..

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