The Gout

The Gout

A Poem by Randy Johnson
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THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

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I've been eating a lot of pig snouts.
And because of that, I have the gout.
I scream from the pain because everybody gives my foot a smack.
When my foot gets better, those people had better watch their backs.
When a lady smacked my foot, I threw darts into her b***s and she started leaking silicone.
She regretted what she did because in less than ten minutes, her large breasts were gone.
When I get even, I make people cringe.
If you smack my foot, I will get revenge.

© 2015 Randy Johnson


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this was awesome.........something tells me not to mess with you!!! :P
very funny.........well written....
i loved it!!!
:)

Posted 9 Years Ago



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Added on April 4, 2015
Last Updated on April 4, 2015
Tags: Revenge, Humorous, Funny, Fiction, Comedy

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Randy Johnson
Randy Johnson

TN



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I was born in Middlesboro, Kentucky on August 20, 1971. I've lived in East Tennessee since 1973. My hobbies are writing and drawing. more..

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