Why People Shouldn't Call Police Stations

I called the police station but there were no cops.

Every single police officer was at doughnut shops.

My store was robbed and I hate the cops guts.

None of them would do anything until they finished eating their doughnuts.

By the time they were through, the robber was long gone and so was my merchandise.

If you ever get robbed and want to call the police station, you really need to think twice.

Criminals are getting off scot-free and it causes everybody a lot of distress.

There would be far less crime if doughnut shops would go out of business.

Reviews

[Wesley Dingler]

Oh, Man! This is really messed up, because it's true of the po-pos, but it's really funny to me, because it is so true of po-pos. It's nice to read someone who isn't afraid to stick it to them the way they stick it to us.
It reminds me of the Tracy Chapman A cappella Behind the Wall. The cops always seem to come late, if they come at all.
It's really sad I have to agree with you, especially since my dad is a retired cop.
But, if they don't want us to speak the truth on this matter, than they shouldn't make it the truth of this matter.

Best of luck in the future, my friend.