Martian from Pluto

Something about space travel or was it swimmingly?

I used to be a proud Plutonian
Until it lost it's planetary standing
And following the fad
I migrated to Mars
Where i enjoy a mouthful of oxidized iron dust everytime i open my mouth to speak or eat or smile
And am graced only with the company of stuffy old men, women being primarily from venus as they are
My life savings have long since been squandered from relocation expenses
Meanwhile, Pluto is a planet again
I'd go find a puddle to drown in but
It's Mars after all