I Don't Know Who Bit Who

For Elise

I was five minutes from my house driving forty-five in a school zone.

Red and Blue lights flashed in my rear-view mirror.

I really had to piss.

The officer went through his routine and i was bite with a $175 ticket.

At this point, i can taste piss in my mouth.

I'm that full of it.

I get home. I drop my keys four or five times before i get in.

I take A Neil Armstrong like step into the bathroom.

The release was changing the gravity in the room and i was lifting off the ground.

My eyes closed to something so routine. What felt like an eternity ended in a zip.

This was a new feeling though. My face turned blue and my jeans red.

It bit me or i bit me.

Author's Note

I know its not the most conventionally written but I was going for that. Don't even let me win because I didn't write a real poem but laugh.

Reviews

[barleygirl]

This is good. I see you are in a similar writing vein as the silly one I just posted! I love it when somebody dedicates a poem to a topic we all know, but that nobody ever thought to write a poem about! Anyhow, your Neil Armstrong step is an all-time-classic original comparison, especially being followed by your description of being lighter than air after releasing your load of piss. I can almost feel the relief from here. Thanks for keeping us from getting too damn serious on this website, my friend! (((HUGS)))

[richy]

which poem? I'd love to read it. Thanks for enjoying this one. I go a little silly i know!

[barleygirl]

You found it. Thanks for enjoying!

[M. L. F.]

This one is just magical ;) haha... Very funny...