Darker Side

This is a parody on Wildside By Motley Crue

          Darker Side

(sung to the tune of Wildside, by Motley Crue)

 

Kneel down ye Rebels to

Ancient religion

Vader’s been crowned the new lord

Fools and their pale dreams

Will understand what pain means

You’ll be crushed with a single word

ATTACK!

 

Take a ride on the

Darker side.

 

I carry my red blade

Under my black cape

Power is something I know well

Jedi’s and their allies

Put faith in the wrong guy

I was there when Kenobi fell

 

 

Take a ride on the

Darker side

 

Fallen Jedi

So quick to turn

They come to me on the Darker Side

Our power

It ain’t for weaklings

Use emotion on the Darker side

I hear my master

My master tells me

Twist their minds with the Darker side

Dark side! Dark side!

 

Weak-minded Jedi

Believing in the light side

Puppets all lead astray

Coruscant at midnight

Yoda won’t be home tonight

Found dead in a swampy hut

 

 

Take a ride on the Darker side

Darker side

 

A Jedi fights

Vader strikes

Rely on the Darker side

No escape

Mind reshape

Coming close to the Darker side

A rebel tries

A Jedi dies

Standing up to the Darker side

Dark side. Dark side.

Join us here on the Darker side.

Dark side. Dark side.

Kickin a*s on the Darker side