The Presidential Experience

Raped by a dog in the middle of the road
Spreads your legs, you're lying like a toad
Homebound ride in the middle of the night
"Be my dinner or I'll shoot if you fight."

Toy guns and medicine drops for sale
The deputy for tonight will write a tale
Washes his hands 'cause the guns are dirty
Welcome to the children's spaghetti party!

Something's wrong in my television
We're all part of a secret invasion
The dog fetch another fellow dog's bone
Return it to the Dragon for he is a pawn

Rights for sale!
Islands for sale!
For our friendly neighbor,
Hundred percent discount on sale

"All rise and hail!
Defy the Yellow and prevail!
Death Squad's counting one to four
Hail to the President, our holy saviour!
The salvation of highs and righteous crimes
A living dead of a dying nation"