Kill all Men

A bunch of ladies (plus Steve) come together to plan on how to kill all men.

“Alright ladies, plus Steve, do you know why we're here today?”

“Because you summoned us here?”

“Well yes, but also because it’s finally time to put our plans into fruition, it’s time to kill all men, except Steve I guess.”

“Thanks, Malinda.”

“Shut up Steve, before I change my mind.”

“Ok.”

“Too long have men ignored us, and now with robots doing their jobs, they've just been sitting on their asses playing video games. So today we carry out our plans. Alright so here’s the plan, Sarah made a virus that only affects men, it causes heart attack, stroke, comas, organ failure, and erectile dysfunction. Xayara is going to hack the robots working at the water plant and then we can poison the water supply."

“What about Steve?”

“We have a vaccine for him.”

“What about trans women, will it kill them too?”

“No, as long as they have been on HRT for over 5 months.”

“What about trans men?”

“They will die if they've been on HRT for 5 months too.”

“Is that fair?”

"We're committing mass murder, who the f**k cares if it’s fair or not?”

“Hey guys, I may have accidentally mistaken the virus for vanilla extract and used it in the cupcakes I made.”

"GOD D****T STEVE!”