Give Him a Real Woman

An attempt At Humor

Well, I'm tired of cold and drizzle
Boring skies of grey not blue
So, I thought I'd try to cheer you up
Come write a poem for you

 

Cause it seems to me some women
Must be making big mistakes
For they never seem to keep that man
After just one bedroom date

 

Yes, I thought about and wondered
Why do they lose that man
Could the answer be the things you wear
That are not part of God's plan

 

 

 

For how's a man to know these days
When you slip into his bed
How much of you is real live girl
How much is fake instead

 

 

For you wear those padded panties
With those rounded firmed up cheeks
Topped with a tight boned corset
You look like you never eat

 

 

On top of that you got to have
Some lacy padded bra
That plumps you up and falsifies
What size you really are

 

Then of course you've hair extentions
Soft contact lenses, blue
So I wonder Girl what do you think
A poor man's supposed to do

 

 

He wants that sweet hot body
Built like a red brick house
Then you strip off all them extras
To look like a field mouse

 

 

You slink into that bedroom
Wearing nothing but a smile
That is showing all those missing teeth
That you took out for a while

 

 

 

They're sitting in a jar somewhere
With your other missing parts
Poor man can't wait to leave your side
He's had a change of heart

 

 

You can almost hear him saying
My God ! What have you done?
I think desire has vanished
Don't need this kind of fun

 

So little gal just keep it real
Next time you go to play
Try a little less of everything
The good old fashioned way

 

 

For the image you're creating
That ain't one he wants to hold
Cause he'd rather have a real live girl
Then all of that fool's gold

 

 

Reviews

[God's Little Whispers B..]

Look what and who I found...smiles. I love this and aren't you just the spunky one. I have been
trying to get on here for weeks but kept putting in the wrong ID...dummy, dummy me....Glad
to see you still branching out. I don't even know what poems I have on here.

God bless you Sis...and all those who remember...
God's Little Whispers - Mary Anne Ray ^j^

[imm's place]

very true, wonderfully presented, mary

[Jade]

Grandma Ruby...isn't this the truth. Ya know ya have a good man when he loves firm and flabby side of you..lol. Good write. Hugs

[Helena]

Lol....fantastic Ruby, brought a chuckle I can tell you!
So refreshing.... a bit of humor to brighten up the day....and brighten my day you did
my sweet froggie sister!

Hugs and love
Helena

[laceyjane23]

i liked this poem, its funny but it sends a good message that women should just be themselves! great job.
laceyjane

[Laura E. Aranda]

heehee
this was perfect from beginning to end
i loved loved it
it was so funny
you did a great job
please send me more to read
cheers, lea