Saint Bigfoot

I have always felt I could relate to BigFoot

 "No sir, I have no work history".
"Oh, uhm, okay" replied the chubby faced wombat. "I'm afraid I'm going to have to deny your application, Mr. Foot." 
"F**k you, you f*****g tool! I am a God damned Saint!"
"That statement is completely irrational" Whispered conscience Big.
"Hit the door? I'll f*****g hit you with the door!"
"He didn't tell you to hit the door, you're over reacting. And apparently insane." Conscience Big.
But I'm not really a Saint, Am I? A Saint is taken care of.
"I've been in the woods my entire life, you prick!"
A Saint wears robes.
"There are no shoes that fit me you f*****g a*****e!"
A Saint is recognized for his good deeds. I might as well be a Saint. But us? Me, anyway? We don't serve Jesus.
Slams Door.
"Don't look back, don't look back Foot. Spend all your time looking behind you and you'll waste everything in front of you."