Not a Sexual Poem

Not a Sexual Poem

 

I gently spread the outer plates with my quivering forefinger and thumb. Then, I generously lube the opening. I slide the hard shaft of the old metering rod in and out to spread the lubricant deep into the ready hole. It is important to give the step up springs attention as well. They are happier wet than dry. I undo the fasteners on the choke cam, and pull it aside. At this point I’m too excited to take the time for full removal. I slide the new rod in until it is as deep as it will go. Then, move it in and out. The grease warms with the friction, and, now, if I push with a bit more force, the rod will go even deeper. On the final triumphant thrust, some liquid may shoot up from the hole. It is important to protect your face. I gently put the outer folds back into place, pop the key in the ignition, and take her for a high-speed ride around the block. If the procedure is done correctly, you will have a bit of leakage on the first hard run. This is nothing to worry about. Just use an old towel to wipe it away. The next time you climb inside of her, she should purr like a well-fed kitten.     

Reviews

[EMF]

Petroleum Jelly on the catch also works a treat. And now in the vien of my old Priest...the one who excommunicated me... Thisissomethingthatshouldnotbetalkedof. But he did have a filthy mind. He used to cover Jesus up on the cross, 'Lest any woman became engourged by his MANLINESS'. Wonder why they made him a bishop and didn't section him. But the manual... give me a few hours to check it out in practice and I'll let you know how it works.

[Brianna Brie]

This poem got my engine revving. Very well written!

[Robin]

you running her on alcohol ?

[NoneOfYourBusiness akaK..]

I bet it's a stick~ clever clever charming car porn~ lol

[John Jackson (El Juero)]

'It is important to protect your face'. ROFLMAO!
Your cleverness may be exceeded only by those vivid descriptors you use.
great way to start the week, no?

[Ed Hart]

oh good, i love a good not a sexual poem

[Bare Bohemian]

How is this not sexual? I mean who hasn't done something sexual in/on/near a car at some point in their life? It can't possibly be just me.

[Kerry O'Connor]

Trying to rev our engines, huh?

(It worked)

[Crowley]

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!! Damn creative my boy, and am glad it was not a sexual poem...then I would think you were just trying to hit on us! Just use an old towel......lmao....loved it.