How to Fix Your Relationship

How to Fix Your Relationship

 

only try the sex
positions
approved
in those silly
How to Please

Your Lover

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reverse pony trot
is fun,
but requires

a preemptive stretch.

 

name your genitals
something colorful
like The Power Drill
or The Oasis

or Mr. and Mrs. Winky

 

leave harmonious
love notes
in conspicuous

places,

like on the toilet

tank,

or in the fridge,

next to the bologna.

 

use more
sexy language
in your everyday

discussions.

 

soon,
you’ll get

so tired
of talking about

sex,

you won’t even

want it anymore.