it is difficult to please an alien

"Life on earth"

"how can you go through fourteen shirts
In one week,"she said
Looking at me as if I'm an alien
With four arms and two torsos
I conceded, and wore one shirt only per day
"You stink!" She mumbled
And I freaked out
And grabbed my pocket space ship
From my black book cupboard
And escaped this farce
And went back to Mars.

Reviews

[Vishuddha]

Very amusing. You just can't please some people and they will never understand.

[alf]

Hi SleepingVolcano. Just loved this. Loved the frustration of the words and the frustration of the tone you have given it!!! Smiled a lot, that situation in variant forms has to be familiar to everyone!! A great write, alf

[fattycbreezy52]

amazingggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg!!!!!!!!!!
Nailed it.."and we went back to Mars"-this line is just wow.