Perfect pasta

Five hand-fulls of ground beef
One baseball sized onion, chopped,
Tears optional.
Left-over mushrooms, cut into chunky slices
A hug or two of garlic paste
Three kisses of meat spice
Simmer in a skillet until it looks yummy.
In the microwave, make the pasta,
But don't forget the salt
Give it 5-10 minutes, trying to get both -
The meat and the pasta - to be ready,
Simultaneously.
(Women know how to do this naturally,
But men can be taught)
Add the pasta to the skillet, and let it simmer.
Stir some cream into the mix,
As much as you want
And mix in some grated cheddar
To give the pasta saucy legs
Grind some black pepper for a finishing touch
And call the army to eat
A 35-minute feast.

Reviews

[Nisreen]

Oh my

Step out of the kitchen

let the Chef do the pasta

Microwave ,...... i think i got a heart attack

Garlic paste ..... oh mon dieu !!!!!

[Marie]

I don't care for pasta, but this sounds delicious. As long as I don't have to cook it...

[SleeplessVolcano]

Thanks Marie....it beats take aways every time......

[Matching Socks]

Lol! It's nice to find men who can cook.
Sounds lovely.

[SleeplessVolcano]

My wife still feels cheated........before we met I eloquently explained three course dinners, and now my pasta happens once every few weeks.....oh well, someone once said that love starts in the kitchen, and I cannot disagree.... :)

[Matching Socks]

Lol! :)
I don't disagree either. When there's cooking to be done it's a good place to start.

[gabrielle]

Ah, pasta in white sauce. I shall probably try to follow this recipe except the part on microwaving the pasta. Enjoyed reading this gem :)

[SleeplessVolcano]

Thanks Gabrielle....I write better poems than cook....:)

[fattycbreezy52]

Did you just say Pasta?*_*
I got a friend.She is extremely,extremely and extremely bad when it comes to the art of cooking.
She cannot even make nicely a simple thing as Pasta.May be your recipe would help her intensely;D
Anyway,I love this art.It's not just a poem but an art.Intense description!:)
A thoughtful write!
Smarty pants:)

[SleeplessVolcano]

I am out of my depth in my circle of friends when it comes to cooking.....:)......poetry is much easier! Should have taken a picture....:)