Sonic.exe Group Chat With Friends

This will be the last writing I create before taking a break. I'm only posting this because it was funny.

Group Chat Members and Their Usernames (Because Why Not?)

Melody the Hedgehog - MusicalMelody

Ice the Angelhog - TheMysticalAngelhog

Fleetway Super Sonic - FluffBurrito

Sonic.exe - BestBoiExetior

Bendy - LittleDevilDarling

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MusicalMelody added BestBoiExetior to the chat.

MusicalMelody: Welcome to the chat, Exetior.

BestBoiExetior: …Why the hell did you bring me here?

MusicalMelody: You seemed bored, so I wanted to invite you to do something fun.

BestBoiExetior: How is a group chat fun?

MusicalMelody: Because everybody that ends up in a group chat with me becomes total goofballs.

BestBoiExetior: …

BestBoiExetior: I’d rather be killing people right now.

LittleDevilDarling: Of course you would…

BestBoiExetior: Who the hell are you?

LittleDevilDarling: I’m Bendy.

BestBoiExetior: WTF?! HOW THE HELL DID YOU COME INTO EXISTENCE?! YOU’RE A FREAKING HORROR GAME CHARACTER!!!

LittleDevilDarling: …Bruh. Aren’t you from a horror game as well?

BestBoiExetior: …

TheMysticalAngelhog: Well dang, Bendy XD

MusicalMelody: Exetior? Are you still there?

*nobody posts for at least five minutes, and then they continue without Sonic.exe*

TheMysticalAngelhog: Bendy, I think you broke him XD

MusicalMelody: Oh no! Poor Exetior! XD

LittleDevilDarling: Sonic.exe has stopped working.

TheMysticalAngelhog: LMAO

MusicalMelody: You guys have no idea how much I’m laughing in real life XD

FluffBurrito has joined the chat.

FluffBurrito: Hello!

TheMysticalAngelhog: Hi Fleetway.

FluffBurrito: What are you guys doing?

MusicalMelody: Well, Bendy just broke Exetior, so…

FluffBurrito: Oh god XD

TheMysticalAngelhog: Like Bendy had said to us, Sonic.exe has stopped working.

FluffBurrito: Wait a minute… Ice, did Bendy really make that joke?

TheMysticalAngelhog: Yep!

FluffBurrito: Wow XD

MusicalMelody: I’m just slowly dying of laughter right now

FluffBurrito: I’m not sure if that’s a good thing or a bad thing. I mean… laughing is a good thing, but dying is just… dark.

LittleDevilDarling: Hello darkness my old friend~

BestBoiExetior: XD

MusicalMelody: Welcome back, Exetior.

LittleDevilDarling: It took you a while to respond.

BestBoiExetior: Yeah, sorry about that. I was eating dinner.

FluffBurrito: Was your dinner a group of people?

BestBoiExetior: Hi Fleetway. And no, I did not eat people for dinner. I don’t do that type of thing. I only kill people because they bully me.

TheMysticalAngelhog: Then what did you eat?

BestBoiExetior: Pizza.

MusicalMelody: Was it Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza? >:3

FluffBurrito: Oh my god. You and your Five Nights at Freddy’s references XD

MusicalMelody: What’s wrong with making FNAF references? I’m just trying to be funny.

BestBoiExetior: Well, you’re definitely succeeding at that! XD

BestBoiExetior: I honestly wish that the pizza actually WAS from that place. It would be so cool if FNAF existed irl

MusicalMelody: Exactly! I’m glad that at least SOMEBODY agrees with my opinion of FNAF. *staring accusingly at Ice*

TheMysticalAngelhog: Hey! It’s not my fault that the animatronics creep me out so much!

MusicalMelody: Not all of them are creepy. It’s mainly the Withered, Phantom, Nightmare, and Salvage animatronics that are scary.

LittleDevilDarling: And literally every version of Springtrap that had ever existed.

TheMysticalAngelhog: Yeah, I guess that’s true…

BestBoiExetior: And that Moon animatronic from Security Breach doesn’t really look that scary. He’s only creepy because of his voice.

TheMysticalAngelhog: He’s also able to bend his body in the craziest ways.

MusicalMelody: Yeah… Not gonna lie, but Moon’s voice and behavior actually are kinda creepy.

FluffBurrito: At least Sun seems like a nice guy. He seems kinda silly, too.

LittleDevilDarling: SECURITY ALERT!!! SECURITY ALERT!!! WOO WOO WOO WOO!!!

MusicalMelody: OMG! I was just about to say that! XD

FluffBurrito: What’s even going on in this group chat right now? First Bendy breaks Exetior, and now we’re starting to talk about FNAF! What the hell is this transition? XD

BestBoiExetior: WhAt Is ThIs SoRcErY???

TheMysticalAngelhog: LOL

LittleDevilDarling: We should just continuously talk about FNAF because I have no idea what else to do right now.

FluffBurrito: Funny FNAF Memes???

MusicalMelody: OMG!!! YASS!!!

BestBoiExetior: I call dibs on saying funny FNAF thing first!

LittleDevilDarling: Okay, let’s hear it!

BestBoiExetior: Gregory. Do you see that small vent on the floor? Have you ever heard of Among Us, Gregory? *Glamrock Freddy just slowly starts dying of laughter* You need to be-... You need to vent. I know it will be hard… for you to be SuS. But I know you can do it, Gregory.

FluffBurrito: That’s literally my favorite meme XD

MusicalMelody: My turn!

MusicalMelody: This is actually my own original meme.

TheMysticalAngelhog: Nice.

MusicalMelody: Shattered Roxanne Wolf: Why are you hiding from me?

MusicalMelody: Gregory: Bruh… I’m literally right in front of you.

MusicalMelody: Shattered Roxanne Wolf: *jumpscares* I’m legally blind, okay?!

BestBoiExetior: OMG! That’s so accurate! XD

MusicalMelody: That’s exactly why I made that meme. Shattered Roxanne Wolf has no eyes, so she’s blind. And the fact that she sometimes says that voiceline while Gregory is right in front of her makes it even funnier.

LittleDevilDarling: And this meme takes place when Roxanne Wolf talks to herself in the mirror.

FluffBurrito: She’s kinda weird.

LittleDevilDarling: Don’t mind her. She has green hair and pronouns.

BestBoiExetior: Nice XD

FluffBurrito: And this is my meme:

FluffBurrito: Glamrock Chica eating garbage.

TheMysticalAngelhog: …Is that all?

FluffBurrito: Yep! XD

TheMysticalAngelhog: …Okay???

TheMysticalAngelhog: Anyways, I’m gonna say this meme:

TheMysticalAngelhog: WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87?!!

BestBoiExetior: OMG! I can’t believe people made something that Markiplier had said into a meme XD

MusicalMelody: Well… to be fair, everything he says ends up becoming a meme.

TheMysticalAngelhog: Exactly.

LittleDevilDarling: Should we just end the chat now before this group chat gets any crazier?

MusicalMelody: Actually, I think this chat has gone way beyond crazy XD

MusicalMelody: But yeah. We should take a break from this craziness. See ya guys!

MusicalMelody has ended the chat.

Author's Note

I question how Bendy - the main villain in Bendy and the Ink Machine - ended up in my world. As a matter of fact, how the hell did he even come into existence?! This universe - the Songverse - is just so f**ked up these days that I don’t even know what’s happening anymore XD

Either way, this was one hell of a chaotic group chat! XD