Bum Faces

This a crude one, so I apologise straight away to my readers that dont appreciate the lower brow, still, for those of you out there as immature as I.. enjoy :)

I remember when lost, I found an odd place

Where all those who lived there had a bum for a face

Id have asked for directions but hadn’t the heart

As they’d go to answer and let out a fart

 

I couldn’t find my way back home, Id been stuck there for weeks

I guess that on a positive note they did have rosy cheeks!

I wanted to leave this place, far more boring than death

Heck I used to think my grandmother suffered from bad breath!

Reviews

[Sasha]

Lol. I thought we were in trouble when I read the title. Then I saw the pic and knew for certain. Then I read the poem...
Bless your heart.

I felt like you should've added an adjective in the fourth line like "pungent" or "malodorus" (a play on melodious?). And I demand you apologize to your poor grandmother. :P

[Baz]

'As they'd go to answer and let out a fart"
Hilarious! A beautifully ridiculous piece or rhyming nonsense. Wonderful.