I'd Much Rather

I'd Much Rather

A Poem by TadKent
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:)

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I'd much rather fly a broomstick,

Much rather go to Charms,

Than end up somehow in a cannibals arms.

 

I'd much rather wear a cloak

That makes me shadowy as the night,

Than glow when the sun hits me, like some

fairy made of light.

 

I'd much rather learn a spell,

Receive Owl mail,

Than sell my soul for eternity,

and pretty much be damned to hell.

 

I'd much rather befriend a giant,

Fight a Hungarian dragon,

than worry about how I look as an immortal.

 

I'd much rather leave America,

than stay in Forks

and choose beastiallity or necrophilia.

 

So obviously you see,

at least when it comes to me,

there's no comparison between Edward and Harry.

 

 

© 2010 TadKent


Author's Note

TadKent
:) I know the rhythm is crazy, and the rhyme is inconsistent, but I did it for kicks. :)

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Haha. Amazing poem dude. Its about time someone stands up against the horrible monstrosity that is Twilight.
I don't like the Harry Potter series much either, but there's no comparison between HP and You Know What!

"I'd much rather leave America,
than stay in Forks
and choose beastiallity or necrophilia."
I don't know what to say. I'm rolling on the floor laughing!

I don't think the rhyme or the rhythm matters here. The subject matter demands the poem to be awkward, I guess. This poem had me in splits from the first stanza.

Awesome poem, mate!

Posted 10 Years Ago


3 of 3 people found this review constructive.




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Ahh, this made my happy.
Harry Potter FTW!

^_^

Yeah, this poem was pure silliness. And wonderful, wonderful truth.
But you're right in your comment- critically, the flow could use some work, as well as the inconsistent rhyming. And I think that you meant "Than" rather than "Then". However, in this poem, it makes no difference. It was awesome.

Posted 10 Years Ago


hahaha my new fav poem now! sweet! ^^

Posted 10 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

HAHAHA, I love it.
Harry Potter, all the way, oy!

Posted 10 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Lol, so I know the qulaity of the poem isn't great, I just did it for the humor.
:)
Bring on the pissed off girls. :)

Posted 10 Years Ago



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TadKent
TadKent

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