I'd Much Rather

I'd Much Rather

A Poem by TadKent




I'd much rather fly a broomstick,

Much rather go to Charms,

Than end up somehow in a cannibals arms.


I'd much rather wear a cloak

That makes me shadowy as the night,

Than glow when the sun hits me, like some

fairy made of light.


I'd much rather learn a spell,

Receive Owl mail,

Than sell my soul for eternity,

and pretty much be damned to hell.


I'd much rather befriend a giant,

Fight a Hungarian dragon,

than worry about how I look as an immortal.


I'd much rather leave America,

than stay in Forks

and choose beastiallity or necrophilia.


So obviously you see,

at least when it comes to me,

there's no comparison between Edward and Harry.



© 2010 TadKent

Author's Note

:) I know the rhythm is crazy, and the rhyme is inconsistent, but I did it for kicks. :)

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Haha. Amazing poem dude. Its about time someone stands up against the horrible monstrosity that is Twilight.
I don't like the Harry Potter series much either, but there's no comparison between HP and You Know What!

"I'd much rather leave America,
than stay in Forks
and choose beastiallity or necrophilia."
I don't know what to say. I'm rolling on the floor laughing!

I don't think the rhyme or the rhythm matters here. The subject matter demands the poem to be awkward, I guess. This poem had me in splits from the first stanza.

Awesome poem, mate!

Posted 10 Years Ago

3 of 3 people found this review constructive.


haha, this is good. But...I'm sorry to say this, but I sort of like Edward....Not that I don't like Harry, too...But, you know....

Posted 10 Years Ago

funny this is really funny. Harry and Edward. crazy song u have ther

Posted 10 Years Ago

EPIC WIN. Amazing poem, completely agreed! =)

Posted 10 Years Ago

This is awesome!
Such surrealism too:) I love the structure as well!

Posted 10 Years Ago

haha. This is GREAT! I'm not a fan of either Harry Potter or Twilight, but if I had to read one or the other or die, I think I would have to pick Harry for the simple fact that I am SOOOO sick of hearing about vampires! Cutesy. I read your author's note. You're right: crazy, inconsistent, and fun. ;)

Posted 10 Years Ago

Hahaha! i love this!
This is genious

Posted 10 Years Ago

Hahaha, love it! :D

Posted 10 Years Ago

This is amazing Can I share it with some friends? I love it so much. I am a crazy fan for Harry Potter, you just took my heart. [laughs]

Posted 10 Years Ago

Wow. This was totally awesome. I love it. Great job too. =)

Posted 10 Years Ago

I liked it =D

Posted 10 Years Ago

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