I'd Much Rather

I'd Much Rather

A Poem by TadKent
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I'd much rather fly a broomstick,

Much rather go to Charms,

Than end up somehow in a cannibals arms.

 

I'd much rather wear a cloak

That makes me shadowy as the night,

Than glow when the sun hits me, like some

fairy made of light.

 

I'd much rather learn a spell,

Receive Owl mail,

Than sell my soul for eternity,

and pretty much be damned to hell.

 

I'd much rather befriend a giant,

Fight a Hungarian dragon,

than worry about how I look as an immortal.

 

I'd much rather leave America,

than stay in Forks

and choose beastiallity or necrophilia.

 

So obviously you see,

at least when it comes to me,

there's no comparison between Edward and Harry.

 

 

© 2010 TadKent


Author's Note

TadKent
:) I know the rhythm is crazy, and the rhyme is inconsistent, but I did it for kicks. :)

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Haha. Amazing poem dude. Its about time someone stands up against the horrible monstrosity that is Twilight.
I don't like the Harry Potter series much either, but there's no comparison between HP and You Know What!

"I'd much rather leave America,
than stay in Forks
and choose beastiallity or necrophilia."
I don't know what to say. I'm rolling on the floor laughing!

I don't think the rhyme or the rhythm matters here. The subject matter demands the poem to be awkward, I guess. This poem had me in splits from the first stanza.

Awesome poem, mate!

Posted 9 Years Ago


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Great poem. Harry Potter is legendary in the world of children's fiction while Twilight is terrible. I've read both and i found this poem hilarious. Good job!

Posted 9 Years Ago


Oh my gosh. It made me laugh. I like it :3 Edward the sparklepire. I personally havent read harry potter. I read Twilight but found it kind of dull and uninteresting.
Oh wait i think i did read one harry potter book to get AR points in elementary school. Still like the poem. :]

Posted 9 Years Ago


ahhh this is cute n fresh, besides i'm a Potterfan, too so.... like it! ;) ~L

Posted 9 Years Ago


an exceptional surreal journey in and out of fantasy and reality where the lines honestly blur~

Posted 9 Years Ago


I think there is always a place for nonsense in this messed up world we live in!

FABULOUS JOB, and I'm putting it in my Favorites! Great write!

Posted 9 Years Ago


AHHHHHH!!! I LOVE YOU!!! Maybe not literally, but I totally do!!!

I am a really huge HP faniac, and I absolutely HATE Toilet. I even write "PotterWatch" articles for the school paper. And I write anti-Twilight stuff too. One time I wrote this huge list of reasons why Twilight sucks blood ... The last reason was because it's nothing compared to HP!!!

Really excited about the park opening today. I love your poem!!! ANd let me tell you, I totally agree with everything you said. Did you know Meyer's having some special lunch with some of her "fans"? Yeah, if I could go, I wouldn't be eating, I'd be pouring ...

Anyways, loved the subject, loved the outcome, loved the rhythm, and love it overall. 100 outta 100! =D

Posted 9 Years Ago


id rather be lucian from rise of the lycans.
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
this was good. i luv harry potter. (:

Posted 9 Years Ago


OMG!! wow can i just say yur too amazing! wow! i love the way u did harry and edward very cleverly wow!! amazing! well dun hun!!

Posted 9 Years Ago


I thought this was very funny, cause I'm actually a fan of both series, which is lame but good work.

Posted 9 Years Ago


This is a REALLY good poem! I loved to read it. Gave me a good laugh. Thanks :)

Posted 9 Years Ago



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TadKent
TadKent

Fresno, CA



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