The Smelly Uncle

A cute poem about an uncle who smells but is loved anyways.

The smelly uncle.

Naomi White

He smells of onions and cheese,

It’s worse when there’s a breeze.

My uncle’s breath is like a fart;

They say his stench is like an art.

I can’t be around nor near

when my smelly uncle is here.

The roses cringe, the grasses die,

Even dog waves good bye,

Running away from the smell

All I do is wish him well.

I wish I could go too

but he says I love you.

Though he smells I love him

We will just go for a swim.

My uncle is sparkling clean,

He is the nicest uncle I have seen.

He is my Family and that’s okay

Because the smell has gone away.

Author's Note

Please feel free to correct my grammar and word placement.

Reviews

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Lol,poor old uncle..like this