Just One Big Happy Family- PART 1

Kaitlyn, Ruberman, Gina, Jeff the Killer and Slenderman all share a house. Together they all make one hectic family!

-8:13 PM at the Rodriguez family household.-

Kat: *molding onigiri on the kitchen counter* GINA!
Gina: *from upstairs* Oy!?
Kat: Can you come down here and help me make dinner!?
Gina: ...Uhh... give me a sec!!
Kat: .... *continues preparing onigiri*
Rube: *comes through the kitchen door* Hello, love! *kisses kat's cheek*
Kat: *blushes* Hi! Did you get the seaweed sheets?
Rube: Right here! *puts grocery bag on the counter and starts to make the table* You know, the state of Florida is thinking about tearing down our forest.
Kat: Oh my god, are you serious!?
Rube: Uh-huh. They say it's for the "Special Care Package" the governor's trying to pass. I highly doubt it will, but if they tear down the forest, they'll tear down our house too.
Kat: *grumbles* Biotches.. *pounds rice furiously*
Gina: Stop beating up the rice!! *Hops on top of counter and starts eating a seaweed sheet* Rice is a part of a plant. Plants are living. Therefore it has feelings.
Kat: *takes seaweed sheet from gina* That's disgusting why are you eating it plain??
Gina: I can taste the ocean! *makes a derp face and laughs*
Rube: Love, where's our son?
Kat: He's out in the forest playing with Jeff. *turns to gina* Your lover stole my knives. I had a hell of a time trying to cut up the fish, you know! I had to use a friggin' spoon!!
Gina: NOT THE SPOONS! *pretends the cry, dramatically*
Kat: It's not healthy eating them.
Gina: I can stop whenever I want to.
Kat: It's an addiction.
Gina: You're addicted to Sherlock.
Kat: Touche.
Rube: ...... *continues setting the table*
Jeff: *bursts through the door* We're back!
Slender: *rushes to kat and hugs her from behind*
Rube: Does daddy get a hug? *holds out arms*
Slender: *unravels a long tendril and drops a dead possum into rube's palms* *strokes rube's cheek with the tendril*
Rube: Oh...... I think I'll just..... dispose of this..... thank you, son. *walks out of house*
Slender: *purrs into mother's back*
Jeff: Hey, sexy! *slaps gina's butt*
Gina: AHSDKJLHJK NOT IN THE KTICHEN.
Jeff: Hmhm, alright but I'm counting on later *bury's face in gina's neck*
Kat: *throws towel at jeff* OUT! NO SEXUAL CONTACT IN THE KITCHEN.
Gina: He started it!
Kat: I'M ENDING IT.
Slender: *pushes gina and jeff out of the kitchen and shut the door*
Kat: Ahahah, I love you Slendy!
Slender: *purrrr*
Rube: *comes back inside* Alright, I did the deed. Poor little thing. Where'd you get it Slendy?
Slender: *points to forest*
Rube: No more, okay?
Slender: *purrrrrrrr* *strokes his dad's face with tendril*
Kat: Bless your face!

-10:46 After dinner-

Kat: *rubs temples laying down on the couch* Uuugh I have a massive headache.
Gina: I know what'll help that *grabs beer bottles from the fridge* Meet my two friends *hands kat beer bottle* Jack and Daniels!
Kat: *eyes bottles* Won't this make it worse?
Gina: Not if you get drunk enough to feel no pain!! *takes a swig*
Kat: *drinks*
Gina: *flops down on leather chair* So.... think of anymore kids yet?
Kat: *takes spit take all over Gina's face*
Gina: ........*shudder*
Kat: No! We love Slender!! Besides I don't know if I wanna go through childbirth again. It's more painful then season 2 of Sherlock.
Gina: Dat's painful!
Kat: YOU DON'T EVEN KNOWWW. *takes another swig*
Ruberman: *walks into the room*
Gina: I imagine childbirth like shoving a basketball through an a*****e--
Ruberman: .....
Gina: .....
Kat:.....
Ruberman: ...... *walks upstairs*
Gina: Men. Hehe.
Kat: We emotionally scarred him! *laughs and continues drinking*

-11:58 PM-

Gina: Welll. We'reeout of beeer. Eheh.. eheheheheh. *hiccups*
Kat: I'm gonna.... go to ..... sleep ...here....
Gina: Alright.... I'll jus' go upzzstairs.. Niightt.
Kat: Nighhttt..
Gina: *walks up three steps before falling down them completely*
Kat: Youu okaaay??
Gina: Yeaa. Pff. I'm... Captain Plahanettt... I can doo. anythinggg... *walks upstairs*
Kat: Whaz is wronggg with youuu....
Jeff: *from upstairs* Hey Gina! ... You don't look so good... hey what're you.... yes those are my pants....oh god. OH GOD YES!! WOOOOO!!!
Kat: *pulls pillow over head*

-1:12 AM-

Ruberman: *walks downstairs* Ohh, my love. *pulls blanket over kat*
Kat: *wakes up* What?? Where??? Ohhhh my head.
Ruberman: Shhh. *lays down behind her form on the couch and wraps arms around her waist* You're hammered aren't you.
Kat: You can tell? Ohhh.. it's like tiny little men are whacking away at my brain with picks singing cheesy disney songs.
Ruberman: You goob. *kisses cheek* Try to sleep, okay?
Kat: Mhmm.