Ode To Vibrator

This is a sad day

as I come here

in remembrance

Of my

magic

massager

And the Many years spent

 between my wanton

thick thighs

Oh How

I miss

Your

electronic

strokes

Sending me to

C**t heaven

Buzzing

my 9000

nerve endings

Sometimes

it felt so good

I had to edge

and edge

10 times

I'd get close

to cumming

And like

a man I'd

have to stop

til I could

take no

more

And repeat

over and over

And than I'd cum so hard

I swear I'd seen god

and she was a

big boobed

bombshell

than I'd believe

I had 20,000

nerve endings

Plug in hard on

never go's limp

never gets tired

or wore out

Cause

I can and have

wore men out

and still want more

Dear vibrator

I remember

our first night

together

How I could

not sleep

a wink

How you had

your way with me

as the sun was surely rising

Oh great buzzing

Hitachi Magic Wand 

I will miss

your sweet

vibrations

running

through

me

You were

the best toy

I ever had

the first to

make me

cum so hard

I screamed

So

Woe is my p***y

I will always

remember our

five years together

how you out lasted all

those little toys

before you

It's true we had some

good times and bad times

You threaded light

and You threaded hard

Making my p***y

cum oceans

My husband is glad to hear

of your sad demise

And if I did not know better

I'd think he had something

to do with your murder

As he had made

many threats upon

your existence

He laughed

as you lay dying

barley buzzing

He never

even tried

to save you

You bravely

passed away

in my hands

Sadly we never

even got one last

time together

I am still sorry

that he kidnapped you

and hid you from

me for days

Time we shall

never get back

You must

have been

so lonely

and felt

so unused

I'm sorry

you had to listen

to my moans

as my husbands

dick thrusted

me in to an

orgasmic abyss

I shall mourn

the death of you

But my p***y

is a heartless b***h

already shopping

around for your twin

And this poem

must come to an end

As

The hunt begins

for your replacement

By Samantha Pruitt

Author's Note

Just having a little fun with this as it is meant to be funny

Reviews

[Eagle Cruagh]

Funny it was.

"This was so interesting I turned to your profile to ask you to be my
friend----- Lo and behold, you are already my friend.
Did not reaqlize I had a friend that was so full. Full of humor and full of
toys so often.
Thanks for the memories.
------ Eagle Crouagh

[JayceeC]

The irony of your site name and given content is killing me here. Lol. Husband doesn't like the BOB? My husband sees it as toys for two. ; -) Found this very humorous.

[Samantha ~virginpoet]

Lol and he hates toys says if anythings making me feel pleasure it will be him and only him haha and thanks for reading glad to make you laugh

[wordman]

you need to enter this in the new contest, erotica

[Samantha ~virginpoet]

Ill look into it thanks

[Samantha ~virginpoet]

Looked but never found it

[wordman]

don`t remember who it was but it was this morning

[Samantha ~virginpoet]

I even tried that filter thing and got nothing lol oh well no biggie ... Did the poem make you laugh

[wordman]

i could see stevo smiling for sure

[Samantha ~virginpoet]

haha he made me read it to him and than said your fu%$ed up with a smile on his face

[wordman]

lol,i can see him now,have you told him you re ordered lol

[Samantha ~virginpoet]

haha nope Im still looking and omg I just found out they have attachments like why did I not know about this sooner lol

[wordman]

dam sam,you are hooked

[wordman]

you need to stick that thing up stevos butt for motivation

[Samantha ~virginpoet]

um no lol that would be grounds for divorce

[wordman]

hell he might like it,not that i would know anything about such matters

[Samantha ~virginpoet]

NO WAY in hell lol Just no stop talking about it good lord NO lol

Have a goodnight wordman

[wordman]

lord you know i was joking sam

[Samantha ~virginpoet]

I know lol