A Woman's 7 Sins

The 7 sins with a woman�s twist on them. You will have a great laugh :)

 

A Woman’s 7 Sins

 

I watched him from across the room

Wanting him to hold me tight

To kiss my lips and caress my breasts

As we make love all night

                             

If lust is a sin

Then I am a sinner

Don’t tempt me I’m weak

I will give in

 

It’s that time of month

Pass the chocolate and the wine

Don’t you touch that candy

All of it is mine

 

If gluttony is a sin

Then I am a sinner

Don’t tempt me I’m weak

I will give in

 

I know she wants that blouse

I can see it in her eyes

But I won’t let her have it

Even though it’s not my size

 

If greed is a sin

Then I am a sinner

Don’t tempt me I’m weak

I will give in

 

I called myself off work today

I won’t get out of bed

Lounging around and watching TV

Is what I’ll do instead

 

If sloth is a sin

Then I am a sinner

Don’t tempt me I’m weak

I will give in

 

B***h, you stole my boyfriend

You are gonna die

Don’t let me see those tears

It won’t help any if you cry

 

If wrath is a sin

Then I am a sinner

Don’t temp me I’m weak

I will kill you!!!

 

God I love the way she walks

And look at that round a*s

Those are buns of steel

Maybe even brass

 

If envy is a sin

Then I am a sinner

Don’t tempt me I’m weak

I will give in

 

I’ve lost ten pounds

My guy is fine

His ex-girlfriend is dead

And I’ve got my wine

 

If pride is a sin

Then I am sinner

And I’m so happy

I gave in

Reviews

[Shelly Araujo]

wow!! so profound for someone so young; and yes you are right, we are all members of this "club". I have been beating myself up mentally lately for too many of these sins myself. Thank you for helping me to remember that we all fight these battles. Awesome work!

[revenant21]

Very good, I loved it!!!