Rudolph the Reindeer

Rudolph the Reindeer

A Poem by Wandering Violet
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Poor old Rudolph. He was getting old and wished he could stay home on Christmas Eve with the elves, eating Christmas cake and watching TV.

"

 

Rudolph was a reindeer

Who didn't like the snow

It gave his knees arthritis

And his nose a ruby glow.

 

The elves put on a party

All their hard work was done

But Rudolph had to go out

And miss the food and fun. 

 

Santa's sleigh was heavy

The night was growing late

Rudolph eyed the pitbull

Snarling at the gate.

 

Old Santa seemed untroubled

And set about his work

Rudolph was scared of darkness

Where ghosts and spooks might lurk.

 

He whined with much frustration

At being left alone

Then from the chimney depths

There came an awful groan.

 

Rudolph watched in horror

As clouds of smoke appeared

Santa staggered out

With a considerably shorter beard. 

 

As they left the township

A siren began to wail

The Police breath-tested Santa

And said it was a Fail. 

 

They went off to the station

And put Santa in a cell

They fed the reindeer cake

Which made him feel unwell. 

© 2011 Wandering Violet


Author's Note

Wandering Violet
A silly Christmas poem to brighten up the season! Don't really know why I chose to pick on Rudolph, but he seemed an obvious choice!

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This was a hilarious poem. I loved it! It flowed very well and it was very unique. Also, this is probably what would happen if santa clause came to someone's house to give their kids presents. I thought this was amazing. Keep up the good work.

Posted 9 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

I like this. Nice humor. It made me smile. Good work.

Posted 9 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Oh wow this is great lol. Another way to look at it.
Merry Christmas


Posted 9 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

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Posted 9 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Classic LOL

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1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

LOL.

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Added on December 5, 2011
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Tags: Christmas, Rudolph the red nosed reindeer

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Wandering Violet
Wandering Violet

New Zealand



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I’m Wandering Violet, a young Kiwi writer. I hope you enjoy reading my ramblings :-) I’m a great believer in equality, and I hate discrimination in all forms. I'm lesbian and Chris.. more..

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