Clean Up Kid

There is not such a pain worse than unrequited love.

Actually death is probably the worst but loving someone who doesn't give a f**k about you is pretty bad and all.

Anyway, it starts with a girl and a boy, good old heterosexuality.

I am the girl of course, and he is Alex Mathers.

Aw man even his name is beautiful..

Well I will take you to the beginning as I think that would make sense.

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There I was, listening to The Charlatans Tellin' Stories album, the live one. Song? Clean Up Kid. Headphones in I was none the wiser, dead to the world etc.

Alex was miming something to me but I was rocking out so I didn't have a clue. Taking my headphones out he repeated.

Alex: that's a great song.

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And that is about it really, he walked away after that and never spoke or looked at me again. This was in a library in Town, I got kicked out half an hour later for disruptive noise coming from 'those loud pod things'.

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Anyway, he hasn't seen me since but I went on his facebook, found his address and now I watch him every Tuesday to Saturday and sometimes on a Sunday if I'm free.

He is so beautiful, I wish you could see him.

He has a girlfriend- Jessica Clark but don't worry, I'm going to kill her...

Im only joking, Christ.

I love you Alex Mathers!!!

Author's Note

Don't have a clue what I was thinking here. It isn't supposed to be dark or mysterious, I think I was just mocking 13 year old girls in love with One Direction, sorry if you're a fan!