I'm Either A Little Late Or VERRRRRRY Early

I just spent the whole day
Listening to Tom Waits
And Tom waits for no man.

Uncle Sam just gave me a gram
And told me to blow it.
And I try too hard
(And I know it.)

I tried to erase it
But I ripped the script
And I wrote my best rifts
While taking a s**t.

We were taking turns in shifts
But the shift blew the blouse
And gaskets poured out.
But I don't worry now

Cause they got my number
And they're calling me out.
BRB

Author's Note

The extra "Rs" are for your pleasure.