O That Dear Turkey

we all have a silly side!

 

O That Dear-Dear Turkey

O that turkey

That perky-perky turkey

 

He used to say gobble-gobble

But that was when he used to hobble

 

One night this fowl got a fright,

From a howl that pierced the night

 

That dear turkey jumped out of his hammock

He said gobble-gobble and ran with a panic

 

He ran thru the night without a light

You should have seen it was quite a sight

 

But soon his steam ran out

And he sat and started to pout

 

I caught that turkey

That perky turkey

 

I tied him up and he turned to me and said “gobble?”

He soon found out he was in trouble and tried to wobble

 

I will say that turkey never got away

Instead he is at my house this very day

 

Now you wonder what happened to him

The poor perky turkey will never say “gobble” again.

 

 

 

Author's Note

hehe

Reviews

[Elijah]

Pretty funny poem. Kind of random but randomness is cool. I'm also in your current contest!