GAYDAR OUT OF SERVICE

 

It never fails

 

 

To my dismay

I set myself up for the men that are gay

Painted nails and skinny jeans

Theatre kids and wannabe queens

I’m so sad, so blue and torn

That they prefer World of Warcraft instead of porn

Ditched from dates and blown off at prom

Just so they could hang out with their very own mom

My Gaydar is out of service

And it makes me quite nervous

I might as well spread'em and place a welcome mat
For all the men I'm with wear different hats
prefering anal then my sweet p***y cat