Blonde From Above

Some song lyrics.

Verse 1; The weather has been good today,

The Oompa Loompa’s have come to play.

That fresh Nutella look I’ve seen

Everywhere, it’s just obscene.

Taking photos of their mugs,

Whilst giving maties great big hugs.

Will it occur that they’re not cool?

The dirtiest slags within my school?

Chorus; I heard KFC called you,

And they want their bucket back.

You’re not a blonde from above,

Just completely full of cack.

You can reduce you weight by half,

Use a Johnson’s face wipe, quick!

It’s clear you are a man-eater,

Your main food source is dick.

Verse 2; I see you during our maths class,

Showing off your tight round a*s.

I admit, it’s nice to see,

But can’t you have some dignity?

These silly w****s will never learn,

In the game of love, they miss their turn.

Always first to cry and complain,

Never stop to think and use their brain.

Chorus; I heard KFC called you,

And they want their bucket back.

You’re not a blonde from above,

Just completely full of cack.

You can reduce you weight by half,

Use a Johnson’s face wipe, quick!

It’s clear you are a man-eater,

Your main food source is dick.

Verse 3; Your belly's swollen, what happened there?

You're preg* again? No surprise my dear.

My Ballsy friend says you're a sket,

That 'bundle of joy' will drown you in debt.

You're really trampy enough as it is,

By the time you're eighteen, you'll have twenty kids.

The outlook of life for you is bleak,

Just how many guys do you fit in a week?

Chorus; I heard KFC called you,

And they want their bucket back.

You’re not a blonde from above,

Just completely full of cack.

You can reduce you weight by half,

Use a Johnson’s face wipe, quick!

It’s clear you are a man-eater,

Your main food source is dick. x2

Author's Note

*pregnant.. =D

Reviews

[Ross Copping]

Haha, very clever. Your lyrics are mighty fine!
Any particuar girl this relates to???
Keep it up dude!

[jasmine_x]

i love this!
it's so funny, but yet so true
well done kazz:)
share more like this! xx

[marshyman]

lol
very good
its so true how many slag there are
but still you haven't made out in a car
you say nice a*s you look for a day
but basically your a a*s hore okay