Ivan eats a handsome sum

Ivan eats a handsome sum

Cheese and butter spread on scones

You’ll get too fat said his mum

As he scoffed the lot sitting on his bum.

Ivan sits everyday on the couch

Being a grouch

cuz his mum said

No more scones

From uncle johns.

Ivan’s eating bread and butter

His dad then mutters

Scoffed the scones you fat pig

Wouldn’t share bless my wig

Your brother and I are no bigger than twigs.

Ivan’s heart had then failed

Causing his arms to wave and flail

He clutched his chest

Begging god to give him rest

His answer granted

As he falls down dead.

Ivan’s dead

His family buried him in the shed

What a waste his family cried

But the good news here

No more sorrow and tears

We can share the scones

From Uncle John’s.