BLAH! BLAH!

What a dog really hears when we speak!

Rover!

Woof!

Here Rover!

Blah! Woof!

Common Rover Its walk time!

Blah woof blah woof blah

Hey don't smell that poo?

Blah blah blah blah blah!

Come here! Sit! Sit! Roll over!

Woof woof woof woof woof woof!

You're having a special dinner tonight!

Blah blah blah blah blah woof blah!

You're going to the vets tomorrow!

Blah blah blah blah yelp blah!

You're going to get your balls snipped!

No more balls to lick!

"What the...!" says dog in dog language!

Yelp yelp yelp yelp yelp yelp!

Rover! Rover! Come back!

Yelp!............

                                    yelp!

Rover!

                               Yelp!

ROVER! COME BACK!

Reviews

[Carrie.]

Dogs are funny creatures. I'm terrified of them, to be honest, a debilitating fear. I love my cats though.

[sereenaoutloud]

Lol such a fun write! We recently rescued a dog and he is exactly like this write for sure! our previous dogs were super smart and just got it...but this one...well no words to explain him...you however nailed it lol!!
great write AM

[andrew mitchell]

Thanks sereena blah blah blah blah:):)

[AaronFreitas]

Thats usually what I hear when people talk to me haha. It's true, so many people sit there and speak to their dogs and I'm like there is no way that dog is picking all that up lol... good work Andrew :)

[....................]

There are some things males understand in any language no matter what the species... quite the comical ride, Andrew... creative and hilarious!

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you FT. Got to go! Rover! Rover! Come back here! Rover! Now!

[Kelly Scheppers]

...well, wouldn't YOU run? BAD Andrew, bad bad bad!!!

[andrew mitchell]

lol Kelly Yes I'm wicked and I tell you something funny! Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can!!!! lol Thank you Kelly I love your remarks!:)

[alf]

Ouuuuch!! I have never before considered the thought of denuding male dogs of their manhood, a comic situation. You better hope I do not have to EVER be at the vet when a dog is there for that particular operation!!! I shall never forget that poem!!!!! (and I am shaking my head furiously here to emphasize my words!!!!!!), alf

[andrew mitchell]

Lol considering I have had a vasectomy What's a lick anyway lol Thanks alf. Rover Come back here!

[John Alexander McFadyen]

Ah found it! back to raising a smile Andrew. The pace of this was good and the idea very humerous. You could say that dog has had his day lol!

[andrew mitchell]

It was a cold case of NEUTERED! lol

[Jamestown]

You are probably right, although I sometimes think they know exactly
what we're saying depending on the dog, I had a dog that I believe was
smarter then 90% of people I encounter, lol thanks for sharing and b-blessed!

[andrew mitchell]

Thanks Jamestown I think Rover knew too lol