Same DAY! Different WORK!

Work! A terrible day!

Pushed to the limits

Time moving slow

Stressed to the max!

It's all GO!,GO! GO!

Then finally home-time, 

Off I go!

"Hi! Honey I'm home!"

"How was your day Honey?"

I am having a "DON'T F**K WITH ME DAY!"

I slowly , cautiously withdrawal from her

Throwing chocolate to appease her.

And hastily, run to the shed

Where I reside,

'Till the storm passes.

"Honey! Is it safe yet?"

"Can I come inside?"

"Honey!"........... Honey! "

"Is dinner ready yet?"

"Honey!..........

........................I know you're in there! "

                                                              Honey, its getting cold!....

.

Reviews

[sereenaoutloud]

This made me laugh so much not only because it is a a great, funny write but also because it is relatable.... me and hubby both know how to retreat when needed lol :)

[andrew mitchell]

lol Thank goodness for that lol Retreat , pull back, run, run forest run!

[sereenaoutloud]

LOL... "i just felt like running" :)

[John Alexander McFadyen]

Stop complaining Andrew at least you have a man shed! As always a comedy sketch in verse.

[andrew mitchell]

lol I'm not complaining John that shed is my refuge in times of indifference lol

[John Alexander McFadyen]

I hope it is fully stocked with entertainment and plenty of grog!

[andrew mitchell]

grog yes lol

[alf]

Hi Andrew. I can see this happening!!!! Maybe not to you but to someone!!!! . It has a real ring of authenticity . . . Love it . . . almost made it the top 4. if you had been locked out . . . alf

[andrew mitchell]

May have to do a Flinstone finish. Wilmur! Wilmur! banging on the door! Thanks alf!

[KWP]

oh well best to sleep outside me thinks - better to grab a brewski and relax into the night - is this a true story or what ?

[andrew mitchell]

My wife's fav saying if she has had a bad day is" I've had a don't f**k with me day" and I know Its time to retreat lol and hence I built a story around this saying lol. But yes Its a warning lol