When making...

When making love

To a woman

One must bring

One's general store.

Within the shop

One must have

Their bag of tricks.

For women cannot 

Love on bread alone.

We must entertain

Her thoughts.

Or risk being beaten

By a rolling pin

Bought from her

General store.

Said the now wise man

Room thirteen, Ward 6

Intensive care

Queen Elizabeth Hospital.

Where she works and

He doesn't know it yet!

Reviews

[sereenaoutloud]

heheeheh
this is too funny... next time bring ya A game LOL

[andrew mitchell]

lol Thank you SOL and LL and Aramis

[marcus]

the things we'll do.....for love! Great one!!

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you marcus

[Jamestown]

Well penned!
I agree with Jon, he said it perfectly:)
Thanks for sharing and b-blessed!

[andrew mitchell]

lol Thank you Jamestown. You know me!! Wicked I am!!:)

[John Alexander McFadyen]

You wily old fox! You did it again. You take us down a road only to lead us into paroxysms of laughter! And I am NOT bringing you anything from the store when I come visit!

[andrew mitchell]

Lol Thanks John You crack me up my man lol

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oh, oh... someone forgot their bag of tricks... poor guy didn't see it coming :)... hindsight is 20/20 mate :)

[andrew mitchell]

Lol Thanks FT just light humour for Monday morning lol

[jacob erin-cilberto]

oh my...Nurse Ratched is coming for you...you did not please her...

and now there is a Closed sign on that store.

like this metaphor muchly.

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you Jacob. Was nurse Ratched from that James Caan movie in the snow based on Stephen King's Novel lol there is a closed sign.!

[jacob erin-cilberto]

actually Nurse Ratched was from Cuckoo's Nest....but Kathy Bates was pretty scary in Misery just as well...

[andrew mitchell]

I saw both. Ratched was like the S.S and Bates was just evil.Thank you Jacob

[Coyote Poetry]

I agree with the logic of this poem. I have tested the kindness of women and lost.
"Said the now wise man
Room thirteen, Ward 6
Intensive care
Queen Elizabeth Hospital."
I was lucky. A fast escape artist. Never got wounded. Thank you for sharing the entertaining poetry.
Coyote

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you CP humour and satire with a pinch of truth lol

[Coyote Poetry]

I enjoyed the poem and you are welcome.