I am Pepe....the one and only!

I am Pepe.... the one and only!

I am Pepe Le Pew,

your lover,

so impetuous, but nice

Mwoo Mwoo ( Kiss Kiss)

Poems are made by fools like me.

Alouette gentille alouette

Lark nice Lark

Alouette je te plumerai

Lark I will pluck you.

Je te plumerai la queue

I will pluck your tail.

Et les pattes

and your legs

Et le cou

and your neck

Et les yeux!

and your eyes!

just kidding!

Et la queue

and your tail again!

What is this? Oh of course!

I will spank you, you little flirt!

Kiss you!  Mwoo Mwoo

Hug you! Is it possible to be too attractive?

oooh la la!

I am your guide to love! No?

Together we shall explore the heights

of your love, dizzy!

My love in you, on you!

Stoke the furnace of love.

I am your locksmith of love.

I thee open 

Stop! stop! stop!

Madame control your furnace of love

I'm getting tired now!

Whenever man is captured by the woman

all he wish is to get away!

Mwoo Mwoo (kiss kiss)

I'm Pepe at your service Madame

your lover

so impetuous, but nice.

Reviews

[V]

Likeable, creative piece. I like how you mixed English and French. Sounds like a fun write (again) based on a cartoon ;)

[andrew mitchell]

I loved Pepe's way of thinking, his narrative , his views on life, never giving up! And the cat was so good looking too lol Thank you Vanessa

[B. Boileau]

I found myself reading this in a cheesy french accent lol
yet another pleasurable read

bill

[andrew mitchell]

hahahaha thanks bill

[alifeacoustic]

Ha, I used to love watching Pepe le pew. I remember that there was always another animal accidentally painted with a white stripe that pepe always fell for. Do you think that cartoon was about cross dressing in the animal kingdom? :)

[andrew mitchell]

No i don't think so, pepe just was on the nose and wanted a lover lol She was a good looking cat if I remember lol

[alifeacoustic]

Ha, you're probably right. I so want to see it again now. I must check youtube for episodes :)