Don't Mona to me!

Don't Mona to me!

The fact that her

eyebrows and eyelashes

have disappeared

through restoration work,

gave hope to all those,

that in five hundred years from now,

she would be all but disappeared.

Bye Bye Mona Lisa!

You polluted our visionary senses, 

for too long,

and now we have hope,

you are finally gone.

For you were ding dong ugly!

Why did you not paint Elle Macpherson!