Who wields the sword Excalibur at the Monty Python Fair?

He took a step back

from tomorrows yearnings

wielding the sword of lust, today.

Forging his way through

bed aroused maidens

that lie waiting for tomorrow's lay.

In erecting the symbol for fertility,

the phallus stood proud, worshipped

for destroying the virginity

of the fair, so young clipped.

The seed planted,

his next generation;

the resurrection of self....

in a speedy delivery

the offspring  were spawned

in fields of gold

where the chalice

of the Holy Grail

lay broken in the land

of nonsense

From the history chronicles called

"You got to tell it as it is!"

Next week, the truth about Little John.