Hello Mr String!

Having left the courtroom
Mr String was tied down
by the media watchdogs.

Mr String! Are you of good fibre?
Get knotted!

Mr String! Are you really twisted?
Get knotted!

Mr String! How are your ties?
Get knotted!

Mr String! Are you highly strung?
Get knotted!

Mr String! Where did you put the puppets?
Get knotted!

Mr String! When will you tell us how long you really are?
Get knotted!

Well there you have it.
Will Mr String cut loose,
and tell us his length of the story?

This is the BBC reporting
and it’s back to the newsroom.
Thank you Miss Rope.

Okay! Swinging to the weather now!
Hello Mr Scissors!

Reviews

[Ruth]

Amusing lol And the BBC keeps getting better with the reports...mostly nonsense, always a pleasure to read your poetry Andrew, makes me think and this made me smile :)

[apennylate]

Rofl... I was like... Alright... Then those last three verses... Top-friggin-knotch punchline... I need me some ability to make punchlines like this... Swinging, like rope, and scissors... I GET IT! *Looks around quickly...* I might have shouted that... Smartly penned...

[Coyote Poetry]

Very interesting use of words and thoughts my friend. I liked the thoughts and the journey in the poetry. Perfect ending to the poem. Thank you Andrew for sharing the amazing poetry.
Coyote

[andrew mitchell]

Thanks so much John.

[Coyote Poetry]

You are welcome my friend.

[Lydia Shutter]

Clever word play here....smiling through the read. Lydi**

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you Lydia for your kind words:)

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And the humourous satire returns!

I actually went to school with twins with the surname of Rope!

Another witty piece of writing. So many twists and turns of the string. Nicely done.

[andrew mitchell]

lol incredible! Thanks for dropping by and reading my scribbles.