The Egg debate!

It didn't matter today

whether Humpty Dumpty fell from the wall

in a new world of political correctiveness

all that mattered was Humpty

free range or barn laid?

His egg frozen

until one day

 he could be safely eaten

poached or fried.

Meanwhile a hen crosses the road.

Did the hen know?

Was Humpty manhandled inappropiately

before he cracked?

Who knows!

It's all very eggciting!

Next week in the news

Little Red Riding Hood 

was found to be a meat lover

and the big bad wolf

was found to be vegetarian after all.

Go figure! Who was really bad!

Reviews

[Alfred Kukitz]

Andrew I think you gave political correctness its proper place in the universe! Bravo!

regards,
al

[andrew mitchell]

Why thank you Al, yes the world has become very petty on that score.

[Einstein Noodle]

yes indeed sir ..this reminds me of some of the cartoons of 20s and 30s ... political correctiveness be damned
i think Humpty should call the ACLU .. they will free the tax payers of the yolk of burdensome money on his behalf .. no matter how they twist the tale..who told him to sit the wall...how high or low is it ..either way ..was OSHA involved ..probably not they say..no hard hat ..thats another million for OUR coffers .. we'll turn Humpty over to some artists..they can paint and paste the shells on a collage or something ..he'll still have some dignity ..bruahahahahaha! strong closing sir! spot on says i!
E.

[andrew mitchell]

Wow Einstein thanks for a top review my friend.