At the Locust bar

After a long hot day
in the field
in sweltering heat
up above blue hues
no clouds to be seen
a grasshopper walks
into a bar an orders a drink
where the bartender remarks.
“ Did you know there’s a drink named after you!”
To which the grasshopper replied.
“ What! Kevin!”

Reviews

[FPW]

Now that is something I would have expected Kevin Rudd to have responded with! All ego and a grasshopper to boot! Another very witty offering, Andrew. You have a sharp style of writing. Very much enjoyed the wit.

[andrew mitchell]

I can’t really take credit for the joke I heard just last week. Just had to share it. Thank you for your kind words Felicia. Love your state with a fondness for Cradle mountain.

[John the Baptist]

Is that joke just getting around to Australia?

[andrew mitchell]

Sure is! What a laugh!😆