Wednesday Night.

Probably the most fun I've ever had by myself. 16.07.08

 It was last Wednesday night, and I was sitting in my room watching television when the phone rang. "Hello?" I said.
A girl's voice came over the line. "Can I speak to Ben, please?"
I live by myself, and my name definitely is not Ben. It was probably
a wrong number and I was bored. I replied,

"I'm sorry, he's not in right now. Can I take a message?"
"Do you know what time he'll be back?" she responded.
"I think he said he'd be home around 10:00."
Silence on the other end... a confused silence. "Is this Kayla?"
My name isn't Kayla, either. This was definitely a wrong number. So
I replied, "Yes, it is. Do you want to leave a message for Ben?"
"Well... he said he would be home tonight and asked me to call him,"
she said in a slightly irritated voice.
I replied, "Well, he went out with Karen about an hour ago, and said
that he would be back at 10:00."
A shocked voice now: "Who's Karen?!"
"The girl he went out with."
"I know that! I mean... who is she?"
"I don't know her last name. Look, do you want me to leave a message
for Ben?"
"Yes... please do. Tell him to call me when he gets home."
She was sounding pretty irate at this point, and I could hear her temper
flaring.

"I sure will. Is this Jennifer?"
She exploded, "Who's Jennifer?"
Apparently she wasn't.

"Well... he's going out with Jennifer at 10:00. I thought you were her. Sorry... it was an honest mistake."
"Ben's the one that's made the mistake! Tell him that Alice called him and
she's very upset and that I would like him to call me as soon as he gets home."
I smiled and said, "Okay, I will... but Becky isn't going to like this..."
    *Click*

Author's Note

LOL.
I just wanted to add this because, I thought it was extremely funny!

Reviews

[goldfishgirl]

I love this, deliciously cruel and funny.