conjugal forms

I'm getting the same lectures even though I'm locked away like Rapunzel

*each paragraph of this poem is a 5-7-5 haiku*

I need to avoid

unimportant distractions

so my parents say

Exhausting yourself

in intimate situations

is dumb at your age  

This is a yearly

lecture that I know by heart

- they must think me loose.

Surely you jest...

could you be suggesting a

conjugal visit?

Where do I find the

form needed to apply for that?

Do you have a pen?

Author's Note

all comments welcome