little dialogs

little dialogs

Just get me something on the dollar menu.
Ok, deer balls..
What??
They’re under a buck.
*rolling eyes*

I like you.
Oh, sure - how many girls have you said THAT too?
Lots.
Huh?
I’ve told lots of your friends that I like you.

I was thinking of you.
Awww.
In my time of hornyness.
Eeuuwww!

Wanna know how to flirt with a queer girl?
??
Just keep talkin’.

I heard you like bad girls - It’s your lucky day - I’m bad at EVERYTHING.
*winks with both eyes*

Author's Note

all comments welcome

Reviews

[John Alexander McFadyen]

Delightful in the word play slickness of the boy as he starts out in his attempted seduction and delightful in the eventual, controlled put down. Both humour and a lesson in this. That first stanza joke is a new one on me, we don't use dollars, and delightful.

[anais.vionet]

Thank you =]