A recipe for cancer?

See below...

Note: Get it when it is young!  Easy to cure, the easiest!

Note: All medicines should be tested for at least 60 years by volunteers that will not sue to be more than experimental.  That is toxicity, effect, and negative and positive impacts upon the body.  This was probably never done to my satisfaction, but I also do medicine.

Note: Medicine is alive and helps.

Note: The only medication or recreational prescription you can't write is marijuana, I guess.

EDITOR'S LATER NOTE:  "But, cancer spreads."  Does it, or is that "just you?"  Track it down and KILL IT, PLEASE!

A Recipe for Cancer?!?!?

(VOICE: and, I won!)

Keflex, standard dose for 10 or 14 (14 won) days, the duration for all

Penicillian, and

Deoxy(WHATEVER)

This should do, but catch cancer early, please!