ADHD Powers

The powers I hold...?

Where’s Kat?

Here I am!

Bouncing off walls and s**t

 

Over here

No, over there

Now she’s up there

Oh, but now she’s down there

 

Holy S**t she’s fast

But hooow

But whyyyyy?

 

Maybe because she’s a cat

Nah man, my feline qualities have nothing to do it with

A

D

H

D, yoh!

 

See it gives me these special powers

 

Not only do I have such endless hours of energy,

so much that it drives you f*****g crazy

But I have the power to space out…

You think I’m ignoring you

NAH, I’m just thinking about that one time loooooong ago-

 

I have the ability of being distracted,

quickly switching from one topic to another because that possum over there is way f*****g awesome,

too awesome for me to remember exactly what it was I was talking about last

 

AH! Remember

I have the ability to erase memories

Say something!

What?

See, I already forgot

 

So fast am I to answer that I confuse the s**t out of you

But what I just said made perfect sense to me.

So late am I to respond that I confuse the s**t out of you

But what I just said made perfect sense to me

So jumbled are my words because I spoke so f*****g fast my tongue couldn’t keep up that I confuse the s**t out of you

But what I just said also confused the s**t out of me.

 

Ain’t it f*****g amazing

 

So powerful are my powers that scientist are still looking for answers

Scrambling because slowly but surely my powers are spreading to the next poor child crawling out from the wooomb

 

So confused are they

Uncertain what next hero holds these powers that they just don’t know how to describe it

That the very definition keeps changing

 

Mothers are scrambling to get their child the next best fix

Adults are confused, “Where did this come from?”

It’s a blessing

It’s a curse

How do I rid it?

STOP

Darling, It’s a gift

Just accept

Cuz it aint going anywhere.