Humpty dumpty and what did i dream screenplay

*in dreamland*

Humpty dumpty- we have had great fun my little friend, but I ask one favor of you. I don’t want to serve that old tyrant  until I finally crack. It’s harder and harder to make the mean old man smile or laugh. Give me your hand and pull me off this wall, and you’ll remember nothing, nothing at all.

 

*the little girl does so and humpty dumpty shatters to pieces moments after she wakes in her bed*

 

 

 

Little girl -*Original rhyme* What did I dream?, I do not know; The fragments fly like chaff.

Yet strange my mind was tickled so, I cannot help but laugh. 

 

 

*meanwhile, in dreamland*

Kings man 1- Humpty dumpty is in pieces! And none of the other kings men, can put him back together again!

Kings man 2- No, no, it cannot be so.

Kings man 1- Aye, but it is!

Kings man 2- do you think he’s fallen lad?

Kings man 1- No, I believe he was murdered. After all, he has one of the best jobs In the land, entertainment to the king, and it’s not that hard to push an egg off of a wall. Put it together lad!

Kings man 2- all the kings men have tried to, but they couldn’t, you said for yourself, they couldn’t put him together again.

Kings man 1- I don’t mean the body you snail brain, I mean the scenario

Kings man 2- well we have more important things to worry about, who is going to tell the king!

*the two begin to argue*

Kings general- how about both of you quit arguing and go tell him together!

*They nod and walk to the throne room*

 

 

 

King- Come my fellow men. I have a task for you!

*the men look at each other*

King- there was a young girl here last night, seeking entertainment from humpty dumpty. Find him! And bring him to me for lending his services to another for free.

Kings man 2- do you think the girl murdered him lad?

King- MURDERED! WHATS THIS ABOUT MURDER!

Kings man 1- we’re, sorry my lord, but we’re afraid  that this morning, we discovered poor humpty dumpty in pieces.

King- I want the girl, found and brought to trial.

*the men nod and dismiss themselves*

 

*the two kings men drag the little girl to the throne room*

Little girl- Let me go! Let me go!

King- we shall do no such thing until you confess to the murder of humpty dumpty.

Little girl- I know who he is, but I do not know how he was killed, I didn’t even know he had been killed. I barely remember meeting him.

King- If you do not remember, who is to say you did not do it?

Little girl- who is to say that I did?

King- FINE! We will settle this fairly, bring in the sorcerer!

*sorcerer enters*

King- read the child’s mind an tell us if she is the murderer of our friend humpty dumpty.

*sorcerer approaches the child, placing his hands on her head and closing his eyes*

Sorcerer- The child is innocent. Humpty dumpty tricked her into pulling him off the wall to his death, you see sire, he was not happy, he felt enslaved in tyranny.

King-so he finally cracked.

Sorcerer- I am afraid so sire.

King-  very well then, court is dismissed. I need to go to my chamber and ponder on how to be a better king.

*Sorcerer and little girl leave*

Kings man 2- good idea sire!

*king scowls at the man and walks away*

Kings man 1- don’t take it too hard lad, it’s a good start for him.

*they exit*

Author's Note

please let me know of any mistakes and how you liked it.

Reviews

[InsanityWriter]

Very interesting. Nice work!! :)

[chaotic katie]

thanks

[Alexander Rodgers]

Didn't really find any mistakes, so you're all good there. I thought it was really funny :). Poor Humpty dumpty, he never deserved to die xD

[chaotic katie]

yeah, he shoulda just murdered the king..... then again, he might just have become an omlette. the last and most likely final one is gonna be about rock a bye baby (which is a messed up one anyways)

[Alexander Rodgers]

It really is lol, I agree with ya there, I can't wait. And yeah he should have murdered that crooked king lol! Hey, you know which one is also messed up? Ring around the Roses. It's actually about the black death lol

[chaotic katie]

yeah i know, me and the substitute teacher spent the whole class talking about things like that.

[Alexander Rodgers]

Lol substitute's are sometimes way cooler than the actual teachers

[chaotic katie]

right! i like the original teacher cuz he is really funny but this guy is way better and my drama teacher is crazy i love her

[Alexander Rodgers]

Drama teacher's usually are, hell, most English teachers are :)

[chaotic katie]

and mine are my two favorites of all of my teachers