Laki and Lovillard's  wedding...

Laki and Lovillard's wedding...

A Stage Play by Allison
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Cordaunna is up to something...

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Laki walks down the aisle. Yang is sitting by Cordaunna, and records the whole wedding.

Cordaunna: The bride seems to be taking part in some starnge voodoo ritual with the groom and priest.

Laki gives Cordaunna a dirty look.

Cordaunna pulls on the back of Laki's train. The back of her dress falls off. Everyone starts laughing.

Guest: Granny!!!!!!

Laki: Is it me, or is it a little drafty in here?

Guest: I think it might be just you...

Cordaunna puts a kiddie pool filled with green hairdye behind Laki.

Lovillard: I do.

Laki: I AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Laki falls into the pool.

Laki: I'll be green for a month!!! Why ME??????? YOU! (Points at Cordaunna) DIE!

2 weeks later...

Yang and Cordaunna show: They are playing the wedding footage in slow motion, for the crowd.

Cordaunna: Observe.

Laki falls in slowmotion.

Laki: AWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Crowd laughs.

Laki stands up in the crowd. (She's still green and wearing a trench coat and hat.)

Laki: YOU!!! DIE!!!!!!! (Pointing at Yang and Cordaunna)

Cordaunna pulls out a tape recorder.

Cordaunna: Note to self, move to europe...

Crowd: AHHHHHHHHH!!!! It's an alien!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE END

 

© 2010 Allison


Author's Note

Allison
lol, stupid right?

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Added on June 21, 2009
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