Don't be cheese bored

Don't be cheese bored

A Poem by Dean Crossland
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My third attempt at a poem. Just a piece of nonsense really. I apologise for the Sir Walter Scott parody that I open with!

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Don’t be cheese bored

 

“For hunger in our hours of ease,

                Come certain great big slabs of cheese;

 

Limestone Wensleydale

                Perspiring Stilton

Everyman Cheddar

                Obscure tintern;

 

Give me cheese

                Or give me death

But please, please not �"

                Stinking Bishop breath;

 

Appledore, Caerphilly, Oxford Blue

                Sounding like stations

Red Windsor

                Waterloo;

 

Some mottled like Eczema

                Others chalk white

Some have diseased veins

                Or glow neon-bright;

 

Open mouths and nostrils

                Let your senses take wings

But one thing I caution �"

                Don’t buy it in strings.”

 

© 2012 Dean Crossland


Author's Note

Dean Crossland
Another early attempt at poetry; I'd appreciate any constructive feedback. Thank you.

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Fun read. Enjoyed reading this. pat

Posted 11 Years Ago



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Dean Crossland
Dean Crossland

Yorkshire, East Yorkshire, United Kingdom



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I am 41 and mainly read 18th and 19th C. English novels. I am working on a historical novel that I dream of having published. I have only recently discovered poetry and would like to try my hand at .. more..

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